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judge jeanine pirro, peersld morgan, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >> ♪ ♪ i can tell you who the realh garbage is but we won't saye thatmy.th thisis truck is in honor of hars and biden.s one man's trash is anotherr. man's treasure. trump turning the garbage andtes salt into campaign viral video. gold. he rolled up to a rally in the big beautiful maga garbage truck wearing a vest and still wearinh that bright orange vest when hes stepped on the stage in green bay to defend his supporters saying they aren't trash. >> 250 million americans are not garbage. >> i wondered should i put leave my suit on and put it over theat

best but that doesn't look that good. i said look le t me take it offake and then i said how the heck do you get in to this truck its way applied. this was a beauty so i had the adrenaline going and they gave a little news conference where they ask wise guy questions and everything. >> she can't be happy with thenh garbage firestorm is prickedhat vice president harris said sheon spoke with the president and donald trump was having fun earlier imagining what the conversation was like. >> what the heckou are you doing joe. i'm trying joe. i met a big disadvantage. you know they say i'm not smart and then you go in make it more difficult for me joe. what are you doing joe? that is the way he feels probably. >> janine. u judge butll yo janine if a campaign is a cardin

game and trump was given this h garden he played it well. t so well.ed i he has the ultimate showman a happy warrior. he took something that was garbage and turned it to gold. h when he put on the garbage vest to get in the truck i rememberlk looking at it and saying oh, myt gosh, whhio would think of thath only he would think of that. only h e would do that and get up in the garbage truck and look l like he'iks having fun and lookl comfortable just like,e he was@- at mcdonald's. left instead of i don't expect them to see the humor and it but he's not going to let anss. opportunity pass and win the left said trump pulled a campaign stunt prove hisin supporters are giving no grace to a gaffe by president biden. grace and a gaffe? biden has been trashing trump supporters since the beginning

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proving him and his supporters are giving no grace to a gaffe by president biden. >> they will milresik this for y drop they can. >> it's pretty sad he iso th appealing to the working man like the blue-collar worker. >> the same news media that ignored all the times donald trump has called americas citizens and american voters scum and garbage. >> the other thing i thank you might get a kick out of as a former magazine editor. they were upset that they didn't understand grammar to know what> a single g or possessive was.in >> i'm not going to spenden anytime on '. what is amazing though going to intimidate -- imitate daniel dale.es saying it.t wasn't to garbage a vest it a high visibility safety vest i think we need to point that out. i don't thank you can vote for somebody who would pass a hive's ability safety vest off as a garbage vest.,

joe calls trump supporters trash and trump shows up in a garbage truck. thank god joe didn't call them a-holes or he would've dressed up like jesse.grac [laughter] the garbage comment they said was misconstrued based on the '. but that didn't stop. the misconstruing didn't stop joe from pumping out the most divisive hoax in history the fine people hoax whichple initiated. that initiated trump is hitler and his supporters are nazi's. that went on for multiple yearsr and it's y the reason joe ran. i don't have time to copyedit the commander and corpse neither he nor the press took one momenn or any grace to check what trump

had said in charlottesville. or about any of these rumors from the russian hoax to drinking bleach or whatever.'t - we know they treated usbl terrible. the problee.m we have whether ip being called deplorable's are i irredeemable or garbagt'e is it. comes from the top. this is from the comment section of the youtube clip of fox andii friends. this is democrat leaders calling this out and what it does is it makes it harder and harder for friends and neighbors ands coworkers to returton to normal life after an election we used to live on this cheesy notion which sounds stupid but love ths neighbor. it's now lov nowe they neighbor unless they vote for trump. you don't love thy neighbor when it's good. it matters whetersn it's bad. it's the first amendment andyes, second amendment not for hellos or goodbyes but for bad wordsg and bad hombres.

in these situation s they say theof better rocco society which is love thy neighbor as societal contract that we all have so when something bad happens you go back to life. if your team loses right you are mad but you get back on and do y your normal thing. whathing they are saying it's actually immoral for you to have any connection with somebody with political differencesce because to them the political is always personal. >> well, said but also personal attack against you jesse so iwi will give you a chance to talk. >> well, to good thing biden didn't call a supporters on midget. >> i'll guide you use th[laue wg word you can't say the m-word.tr >> i meant little people. >> i accept your apology.

>> after my staff is wearing garbage vests today now. >> they are actually safety>> vests. j >> meant whenever buddy got shot they were wearing the ear bandage or win the mug shot came out they were the t-shirts. eating the dogs. g he generates thiens throughout e country which is free and he doesn't have to pay for it. i don't know maybe morgan couldw hope remember this. last time harris took the new cycle. may be a month a half your thinking 60 minutes bret baier the hurricane. may be the debate but you just have a whole trend of bad news-u cycles. what trump does is he turns a 24-hour good news cycle into a 48 hour news cycle in the media helps because they will attack something smart and make themselves look stupid and heth divides the other side of the media because half the media goes he likes stupid and the other side is giving him credit

for going to mcdonald's. i don't know another republican who could pack the garden. it's smart he did this in less than 24-hour's you have a truck on standby.o he's able to divide the mediahi which isch smart because they wy well when they are speaking from the same script. the venues he't hes putting himf in like a truck, drive-through window. football game.ame, these make him likable. this is not the fascist everybody says he is. he is fun he is not a fascist any likes young. helix fun and young is a greats storyteller who tell stories like the way he tell stories it's almost on the lease havingi a hardme time getting up theirs. stairs. was hitler makings self-deprecating jokeshi. no, he was talking about how the vest was slimming on him that's hilarious and it's relatable.e >> i'd love to see hitler do a

routine. >> pul l the tape. >> morgan great to have you. what dide yo you think about the garbage stunt? >> rate to be back in new yorkn as a dodgers fan. >> okay. shots fired. >> only only team ever watch was the dodgers. >> is not you are a cricket guy? >> yeah, but cricket is baseball but with better brains. i'm joking butod t it's good toe back. last time i was here it was summer and what happened sinceod then because of the time we wern thinking this to be a prettyl boring presidential race we were bemoaning how dull it would becd but two assassination attempts at democratic nam nominee forced out because he seen albert remains president of theump united states. trump served mcdonald's andt drove it garbage truck.am biden isal biting babies. heiresses checking him under a

bus when each she's not checking word salad. it's been an insane presidential contest and i want to salute yo because in britain the last five years we've had about 18 prime ministers we thought we were nuts. this is off the charts nuts so congratulations to the united states. fascinating to watch and it was all touched up on but i remember doing the apprentice with trump in 2008. which i one before you ask. i remember thinking at the time thgue guy is a marketing genius and this strategy is playing to his best instincts which is how do i make myself look relatable to regular people when harristh inexplicably is doing the hillary clinton playbook of elitism of pop stars in hollywood and going from joy ana 11 we are all happy families to you are all hitler and garbage. the stark contrast regular

donald doing his regular stuff is incredibly effective. i think we will see that win hi. the presidency. if it happens it's the greatest comeback in political history. >> and timing is everything. timing is ever tim thing for meo we got ago. and some distractions harris doesn't need right now. joe biden going on a baby biting spree and mark cuban's insultint women of the mac-mac movement.

♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: kamala surrogates are causing trouble

for her campaign, with only five days to go. mark cuban just insulted millions of republican women. >> donald trump, you never see him around strong, intelligent women. ever. it's just that simple. they are intimidating to him. he doesn't like to be challenged by them. >> judge jeanine: cuban is trying to clarify, saying he was not talking about all women, just trump not listening to nikki haley. and he's not the only kamala man causing trouble. joe biden went on a bizarre baby biden spree. the president nibbling on several babies dressed in halloween costumes at the white house trick or treat event. at one point, joe biden bizarrely put a baby's foot in his mouth, which is rich because joe is usually the one who puts his own foot in his mouth. all right, now i have to start with you, dana. >> piers: how did you read that with a straight face?

>> judge jeanine: dana, i'm going to start with you. mark cuban says he has never around strong, intelligent women, ever, and five hours later he kind of pushes back saying he only meant a couple, he exempt nikki haley from tha that, but are we to assume that biden chose kamala because she is so strong and intelligent? >> dana: you know what, i would like to call up james clyburn and ask him why that was actually chosen. he actually said it out loud. this is not new from democrats. in my experience, probably in yours, too, they have always thought conservative women are dome, or you can't be a part of the club, so you never get on the cover of the magazine because basically all you do is work because you know you are never getting on the cover of the magazine, you are not worried about it, and so i don't think the walk back is very good but i also think about kamala harris, why is mark cuban her biggest surrogate?

i guess maybe she thinks that is her elon musk? i don't think it is necessarily the same. they are both billionaires, they that is the case. but where's everybody else? where is gavin newsom? where is mayor pete? where is j.b. pritzker? where are all of the democrats who were going to help proper up? barack obama, to his credit, has been out there a lot lately and doing a pretty good job for her, for them, but other than that, i don't see where she is surrounded by a lot of great guys or trying to help her, either. >> judge jeanine: you know, dana makes a great point, jesse, where all of the guys who wanted to be president, wanted to run, but aren't there for kamala? >> jesse: that is such a great point dana made. newsom, remember, got a bad speaking slot, no speaking slot at the dnc. they don't like each other. he is just waiting until '28 where he is going to run, and if he wins, i'll enjoy covering his presidency. i want to talk about baby etiquette. because i have four babies, and

i know how men need to act around them. men, if it's a baby that you don't know, cannot touch the baby. you cannot ask to pick the baby up, and you are not supposed to touch it. it's a germ thing, but it's also a man thing. men have no desire to hold a baby that's not their own. now if it is a nephew or a grandson, you can ask to hold the baby and then you have to give the baby immediately right back. but if it's a president, or if it's a guy with a patrician air, like myself, you can do two things. one, you can put your knuckle right under the chin and do a little goochy-goochy-goo, that is how you feel the skin and it is nice and manly and presidential, or do the thing we put your pinky out and let the baby gripped the pinky. it's a little grip strength test, and it's fun. and you go and judge the babies that have no grip strength. but in no way can you swallow the baby's foot. [laughter] it's a little intrusive.

>> judge jeanine: this bizarre behavior by joe biden, in not only reminds voters that this man, the president and the 25th amendment should be used against him, but it reminds voters of how kamala covered up his imbecility. >> piers: it's just extraordinary. spent 5 minutes talking about the president of the united states eating babies. when you think we are exaggerating you see that close-up picture of him literally taking that baby's leg like it is a chicken leg, sunday lunch. it is bizarre behavior. there is a point the rest of the world is making. which is it is very easy to forget joe biden remains president of the united states. as anybody who pops up biting babies legs or doing weird skype calls from his bunker, right in the middle of kamala harris' address to the nation, which is such odd timing, and all of it is very weird and very odd, actually if there was a major crisis right now in america, is

this guy the baby biter on skype? is he going to make the call about what happens? as to this wider thing of mark cuban and women, it's very interesting to watch the way that democrats have generally tried to play and depict themselves as the great standard-bearers and flag waivers for women's rights. because they keep going on about abortion rights, okay, fine. what about the other half of women's rights? which i is they pretend nobody cares about. what about the rights, for example, of women to compete in sport in america without coming up against biological males? we covered this, but last week, 900 metals have been removed and deprived from biological women who lost to trans aphids, that is not a small number, so democrats like to say we are all for women's rights, people like mark cuban, the women's rights haters, i've only heard one candidate stand up for women's rights to fairness in

sport, and its donald trump. so i'm not buying this, that democrats are the only ones who care about women's rights, because it is transparently not true, and i think the way cuban is raining back this afternoon on what he said, he has realized there are a lot of smart women on the conservative side. a lot of them. i made a note myself, melania, nikki haley, they are all smart women, when you denigrate women like he has done, biden calls supporters garbage, nazis and fascist, when you do that you have lost the argument. >> judge jeanine: greg, why's it so difficult for the dems to go a day without trashing trump supporters? >> greg: i don't know. first, i want to tackle joe biden because we always heard the rumors that he was eating baby food. but we didn't think it was literal baby food peered we thought it was, like, most peas. not an actual baby.

but i'm going to defend joe because these kids are dressed up as food, right? they probably thought it was the real thing. in my view the brat was asking for it. my mom always said if you're going to go out dressed like a piece of chicken, some old, senile guy is going to try to eat you, and that's exact we what happened. >> jesse: you are baby blaming. >> greg: you don't go out like that. how dare you? okay, cuban. you know, i could say all democrat males are beta cucks because they are only acting that there is something in their past they want to keep covered up, but that's a generalization. and you know i don't do that. there are some safe generalizations. all jason statham movies are great. all british food is bad. we assume that. but making a generalization that cuban did without saying exceptions is amateur hour. you could argue that kamala isn't surrounded by smart women because they all quit.

right? 80% of her staff. and it seems like all of the dumb ladies left trump, liz cheney -- can't remember. alyssa griffin. these are not members of mensa. not even the members of menudo. they are just dim bulbs. this is the problem with making generalizations, is that anybody can make them and then you feel really stupid. you've got to walk it back. i for one will never walk back a generalization ever. >> judge jeanine: ahead, kamala harris is assembling a dude squad to help erwin backman to help erwin win back men. ♪ i brought in ensure max protein with 30 grams of protein. those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks! —uh. —here i'll take that. [cheering] ensure max protein, 30 grams protein, 1 gram sugar and a protein blend to feed muscles up to 7 hours. ♪

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dude squad is coming to her rescue. aoc thinks doug e. fresh is going to connect with my brose. >> we have had a lot of -- a lot of poor examples, i think, of masculinity and men, but doug really is the contrast of that. he knows that by lifting up women, he is also lifting up himself and the men around him. >> jesse: so the hollywood hunk who single-handedly took down joe biden, george clooney, is cutting kamala ads to get dudes pumped. watch. >> come on, boys. >> let's make america great again. >> remember, you can vote anyway you want. and no one will ever know. what happens in the booth stays in the booth. >> jesse: all right, greg, we are going to go to the manliest man at the table. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: piers. [laughter] i will go to you, greg.

he doesn't need a bigger ego. tell me about aoc talking about how manly doug e. fresh is. >> greg: he lifts women up one hand slap at a time. how can you trust these people about anything? when they believe a man can get pregnant. a man can play in women's sports with a penis, that makes no sense, and they have shifted the prism of what is masculine to its exact opposite, so if you're truly masculine, i.e. me, then you are considered toxic. but what they do is they look for this phony virtue signaling person, who is virtue signaling because obviously things in the past are doing that well but if harris wins he will be the first gentleman in the first guy to tip the maid. george clooney, he doesn't know what it's like to be a real man. because he is too good looking. it's too easy for him to have to actually work for anything.

speaking as a 9. >> jesse: [laughs] >> greg: i've to take risks. i have to prove myself every day. i don't get things handed to me. clooney at a 9.8, he has no clue what it's like to be the rest of us, so he just shows up, has he ever had to try for anything? nothing at all. i rest my case. >> jesse: short, funny, and rich, that is greg gutfeld. and he had to be funny and rich because he is short. >> greg: amen! you're right. >> jesse: do you agree with greg that they are trying to typecast these nonmasculine guys to try to turn out for kamala because the real men don't want her? >> piers: i thought this idea that the only people who are toxic in terms of their masculinity must be on the conservative side because i seem to remember the summer, george clooney standing in los angeles, the big fundraiser, raised a lot of money for joe biden, leading the praise

for joe biden about what a brilliant guy he was, what a great president he'd been, what a great president he would be again, and yet i also remember, they could was three weeks later, the same george clooney, the close personal friend of this guy that he absolutely revered as a great man, basically becoming brutus and stabbing him firmly in the scabbard with his metaphorical sword. and basically ending joe biden's career. now where i come from, a little village in east sussex on the south coast of england, if one of my mates did that to me, i would think that his masculinity was pretty toxic. so i don't think we should be taking any lessons from the hollywood bros who go around back stabbing other when it suits them. they are pretty shallow. they are charlatan in their allegiances. but particularly with politicians. and i just think, in the end, these guys that were going to go vote for trump, they are not going to listen to people like george clooney because they are probably going to remember what he did to his mate, joe, and

think that's not how we behave. >> jesse: besides barack obama, nancy pelosi, george clooney, if she loses, is going to take a lot of heat. >> judge jeanine: yeah, he is going to take a lot of heat, and he deserves it, although i don's going to impact his career at all because the hollywood elites take care of each other. if you think about what the democrats have been doing, they are basically saying everybody lie to everybody. wives like to your husbands and go to the voting booth and don't tell them that you are voting for kamala, and husbands, you've got to -- men -- lie to your pro friends, don't tell them you're voting for kamala. i mean, if that is what they consider masculine, a guy who doesn't have the -- yeah, you know -- you say it -- to tell their friends that they are voting for donald trump, than they are was his, okay? that is not masculine to me. number two, i am so sick of doug emhoff being an example of masculinity. nothing about him is masculine.

the guy knocked up the nanny while she was in the house while he was married and had his own kids. that is disgusting, and reports are he slapped his date around and literally lifted her when she lost her balance. social me a real man, and that ain't him. >> jesse: maybe that's what they meant when they said lifting women up. >> dana: imagine if anyone on the republicans that had been so accused of slapping their date and what aoc would say about them. media bias exists, you know exactly what would happen, because even phantom allegations from 25 years ago get held up as in a court of law, so there is that happening. but also some of the most boorish and sexist men are democrats because they feel like if they put on a pro-choice pin and -- >> greg: harvey weinstein peered. >> dana: pronouns in their email signature, then that gives them cover to behave however they want to. >> piers: james franco when he wore that little pin for women

at the oscars, and then proof, me too. >> jesse: harold ford jr., perfect example peered. >> judge jeanine: what? >> jesse: one of those guys. i'm making a joke. [laughter] the perfect gentleman. >> piers: wohl >> jesse: stay alive. ahead, not so funny late night hosts are grilling donald trump like it's a cookout, while letting kamala slide. the ♪ ♪ we've moved so far away from the constitution that in many ways we don't even recognize it. in hillsdale college's most popular online course; constitution 101, distinguished politics professors teach you

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♪ ♪ >> greg: nice. here's more proof that the late-night hacks that i.e. for breakfast in the ratings are totally in the tank for kamala. media research crunching the data and finding out 98% of comedy show campaign jokes target trump, and here is a

slice of that slop. camel making a joke urgings trump voters to vote after election day which i think in land you in jail. >> vote early, vote early, if you can't vote early, vote on time. if you want to vote for trump, vote late, vote very late. voting on thursday or maybe friday. >> greg: i don't care about that, dana, it's a joke, but you have to point out that douglas mckay went to jail for sharing a meme about hillary clinton's voting being canceled or something, and he went to jail, had to pay a lot of stuff. >> dana: or if you do that in your neighborhood, you will go to jail, put up something on a light post -- >> greg: i've said worst things. >> dana: just 10 minutes ago. you know, but "saturday night live" a few weeks ago, when they first made fun of tim walz, biden, and kamala harris, everyone was praising them. this is funny, and they were making fun of republicans, too, it really works, but nobody

watches them. right? >> greg: it's dead. >> dana: i forgot about them. >> greg: jesse, i've pretty much killed them all off one by one without really trying. >> jesse: yeah, you have good writers. but you came from weekend to prime time during the biden administration. and then you took off during the biden administration. >> greg: what are you saying? >> jesse: they fell off the cliff during the biden administration because they're so much material they ignored. this guy can't walk. his son is like a porn star crackhead that sells fingerpainting so the chinese to pay off his baby mama. kamala has a guy working for her that is friends with school shooters, she sounds like she is on laughing gas. you could do whole shows for years on this, and they just ignore it. i think they said go back to johnny carson, letterman, leno sought aisle where they made fun of both sides and had guests from both sides. so maybe they have me on the show to plug my next book.

>> greg: you wouldn't even do my show, jesse. >> jesse: it's a scheduling conflict. >> dana: he tried once. >> greg: piers, i'm curious about what the comedy atmosphere is in england, scotland is very unusual, but in england, do you have, is there a strong kind of a political comedy, or visit very left wing? >> piers: it's more left-wing. you don't get many comedians -- you mentioned johnny carson, i recently watched that brilliant documentary series about carson, and he was the former king of late night, before you came along, obviously not as good a king. and neither of you real kings because we have the real kings. but he was the king of late night. one of the magical things about carson was nobody knew anything about his politics. in fact he once said to barbara walters, i think one of the dangers if you are a comedian -- which basically i am -- is if you start to take yourself too seriously and start to comment on social issues, your sense of humor suffers somewhere.

and those guys, 95% or whatever it is trump jokes and nothing about -- when there is so much comedic value to be had about joe biden, kamala harris, why wouldn't you do that? why would you want to shut off a potential avenue of audience? a strategic error, why the ratings are falling, and they are doing their viewers a a to service. stop lecturing and pontificating and hectoring your audience. if there is humor to be had from your own side, laugh at your own side. it's more effective. it makes her criticism of trump -- >> greg: self-deprecation is the power behind all humor. judge, 40 to 1 ratio. >> judge jeanine: you know what's interesting, is apparently 449 jokes against donald trump in 27 episodes. i mean, that is really incredible. i know this guy douglas mackey who went to jail for seven months, i mean, the truth is if

we were in a situation where we could get people to actually laugh at both sides, i think america would really start to heal, the humor in all of it, it would bring us together. you know, basals, whatever his reason was in "the washington post" for not endorsing someone for the presidency, whether he is signaling maybe -- financial motivation, whether he is trying to go to the middle, the mainstream media ought to follow that a little bit and, you know, it is amazing that donald trump is even in the race given the mainstream media, the fact that big tech, everybody demonizes donald trump. it's amazing. >> greg: you all right. you know what else is amazing? our halloween extravaganza. it is so spooky it will scare the wig off jesse's head. [laughter] ♪ ♪ your best defense against erosion and cavities is strong enamel. nothing beats it. i recommend pronamel active shield

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♪ ♪ >> piers: happy halloween, america, which i think obviously britain does better, just for the record. we are going to get spooky with some candy on the set and look back at our best costumes. here is yours truly dressed as donald trump and a fake news suit in the middle of

beverly hills on halloween a few years ago, which went down about as well as you can expect in beverly hills. dana, your favorite halloween costumes? >> dana: wow, nobody asked me for a picture of my favorite -- >> piers: your favorite costume. >> dana: when i was a kid growing up in hot colorado, honestly, you had to wear a coat over your costume, that wasn't great, and always the classic mask with the elastic thing in the back and kids today have no idea. but one time when i lived in d.c. i went as bill on capitol hill from "schoolhouse rock," that was a good one. >> piers: greg? >> greg: and trying to remember come i think when i went as o.j. i don't know if those pictures are out there. but, you know, if they are out there and you can find them ... >> jesse: send them to me. [laughter] >> piers: someone told me you went to a half haunted house with david. >> jesse: i think i screamed louder then dana. >> dana: it was scary, hated it. >> jesse: i was a field hockey player at one point and i had a wig and i put two tennis balls on my chest and i had a little

pleated skirt and a little blush. and i thought i looked pretty good. as a guy cross-dressing. so i got a lot of attention for this. this was louis xvi. >> piers: you look great. >> jesse: thank you, piers. this was not cross-dressing. no matter how many people say that on my instagram. >> dana: on the right? >> jesse: it is a wig -- >> piers: "downton abbey," the roguish american. i like that. >> jesse: talk about candy. chocolate going out of fashion. >> judge jeanine: there is no dark chocolate. if rfk gets in we won't have any of that red color on any of the candies anymore. don't allow it in europe. yeah, there is a lot of this great color they put in candies. but i love dark chocolate. >> piers: do they still do trick or treating here? >> judge jeanine: yeah! >> jesse: come on, man. >> piers: i like how excited

you all get -- >> greg: we just call it looting. [laughter] >> piers: all right, "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ can neuriva support your brain health? mary, janet, hey! eddie, no. frasier, frank. frank? —fred, how are you? —fred! support up to 7 brain health indicators, including memory. check your mail for exclusive neuriva deals!

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uncovers democracy. 24. like the reporters of fox news. and it's time now for one more thing. i wanted to give you this great update, but there was a wonderful celebration in new york city last night at the american australian association and gladstone institute's benefit dinner. the evening highlighted the important work of the murdoch children's research institute in its efforts to cure childhood heart disease. the institute shared very exciting news of a partnership between australian and u.s. health researchers. sarah murdoch and professor enzo perello, the institute's director of stem cell medicine, explained the significance. sir keith murdoch, the visionary

founder of the triple a, profoundly believed in the power of collaboration to forge stronger ties between america and australia. we are truly living in an unprecedented time since, of course, the decoding of the human genome, genomics, stem cells and now with ai, our understanding of the human body will be revolutionized. what we're really excited about this week is to announce a new collaboration and partnership with the gladstone institutes in san francisco. the gladstone institutes are really world leaders in cardiovascular science, but they're also pioneers in the development of machine learning models or ai tools that are really revolutionizing our understanding of human biology. and the event also raised $1.8 million for the triple a's scholarship program, supporting americans and australians to study in each other's countries, respectively, and the evening was capped off with a performance by country star

keith urban. judge jeanine and i had the honor of attending this very special event, and a good time was had by all, and thanks for having us. all right. jesse? yes, piers morgan, we still celebrate halloween in this country. i celebrated halloween today. we were trick or treating right after school. batman. robin. minnie mouse and a cat. meow. there we are tonight. jesse watters, primetime. jillian michaels, hulk hogan, clay travis, glenn greenwald, 8:00 eastern. right. like a good show. nice. all right. tonight i have a better one. kat timpf, jim norton, sage steele, and tyrus. that's tonight. let's do this. animals are great. animals are great. animals are great. i don't have to tell you. i love cockatoos. and there's two of them enjoying at a balcony. slice of pizza together. check out these cockatoos having a hot slice in queensland. where's queensland?

australia. australia. in australia, everything's coming up. australia. australia. australia. i love it. let's see if the judge can keep it going. all right, it's time for my favorite. all right. check out this police video from colorad. stop running. no, i didn't run. i didn't run, i didn't run. i'm going to get laid out. i didn't run. all right. typically, suspects attempt to flee before they're handcuffed. this guy was obviously drunk and impaired, and he tried to make the great escape after he was cuffed. you go next. i had a weird thing out of belgium, but we ran out of time, so there's no more thing from me. oh, wow. one more thing. that is it for us. have a great night, everybody. welcome to jesse watters, prime time tonight. i've watched trump already sees this. this may be

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